Before I Explain
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Funny, sarcastic Christmas greetings that make the holidays a bit edgier.
"Dear Santa, Before I explain, how much do you already know?"
This design can be purchased as a coaster, magnet, towel, or greeting card.
- Coaster -- 4x4", cork-backed
- Magnet -- 2x2", with strong earth magnet
- Towel -- 18x24", microfibre suede
- Greeting card -- 5x7", with brown kraft envelope; blank inside
Our original designs are printed on magnets, coasters, towels, and greeting cards.
Magnets and coasters are made of smooth tumbled marble. Magnets are finished with strong earth magnets; coasters are cork-backed.
Our microfibre suede kitchen towels are super absorbent and soft as can be. Throw them in the wash (even with bleach!), and dry them at any temperature.
Laser-printed greeting cards come with brown kraft paper envelopes and are blank inside - perfect for any occasion.
We proudly make all our products in our New England studio.